I'm curious if I'd be offended by Jay-Z's "99 Problems" if I was in a relationship. However, I'm not.

I enjoy "Ch-Check It Out" every time I hear it on the radio (though only on the rock, not the rap stations...racist bullshit) and I want that new album as soon as possible, but its futile to pretend that the Beastie Boys' mortality isn't evident. Them vocal chords don't age like fine wine.

Hey Interscope, "Maps" came and went pretty fast (especially compared to "Float On"'s rise up the charts). Let's start pushing "Y Control," please? I think more people would jump on the train if they knew more than the (admittedly gorgeous) power ballad. The kids wanna dance!