I probably shouldn't mock a paper willing to pay me more than two dollars a word (I'll happily write again at that rate, guys), but I have to share the headline for the Village Voice review of Patti Smith's Twelve:

"Cheers (and Tears for Fears) for Patti's Own Biograph"

Note that Twelve is a covers album, not a 3CD retrospective. You'd think the Voice music section, at the very least, would still know its Dylan.