I'm just bein' real, you know. I'm like the sun, I'm tryin' to shine on everybody. You know what I'm sayin'. But it's like situation after situation, you know. So I write about it to get it off my chest, you heard.

Just in case there is ANY person reading this blog who hasn't been paying attention to the 5-part masterpiece that is R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet," here are links to sites hosting the four available parts.

ONE!

he says "mister, wait!"

TWO!

she says "please don't shoot!"

THREE!

he says "don't shoot me!"

FOUR!

SHE SCREAMS!!!