I've been feeling rather inspired lately (one of the reason's last name is Mayer and his first ain't Oscar though he may well be a weiner) and once I get over this cold this page will feature some of my most proof-read and edited work to date (sweet diggity damn!). Until then, please enjoy the majesty that is AMERICAN ALIENS, Fred Durst's blog!!!!!!!!!!!

This post is dedicated to Fred Durst. You are my favorite muthafucka. I told you, didn't I?