"With You" is nobody's pick for the best clap-track campfire ballad produced by Stargate of late, and Chris Brown's best quality is that he isn't Frankie J. "With every kiss and every hug/you make me fall in love" is some Paul Anka shit, and "You're the best part of my day!" should climax a Maxwell House ad. But lately I'm in the mood for some inane, sentimental pap sung by an earnest cipher.

Happy Valentine's Day, Leila. It's your fault I love this song.