Thursday, October 13, 2005


At least one of these men has been called "ubersexual."

This article (props to the anonymous chappy who posted it on ILX) would have me running for the hills even if Rush Limbaugh wasn't stinking it up with his commentary.

"...Ubersexuals are men who embrace the positive aspects of their masculinity such as confidence, leadership, passion and compassion, without giving into the stereotypes that give guys a bad name, including disrespect toward women, emotional emptiness, complete ignorance of anything cultural outside of sports, beer, burgers and athletic shoes."

Can you think of five men who exemplify these traits better than Arnold Schwarzenegger and Donald Trump? They can't. Somebody needs to see True Lies and Marla Maples' pre-nup contract.

Anyhow, here's ten men I would consider ubersexual, in the sense that I have a mancrush for them, which qualifies as a sign of some superhuman level of charisma.

1. Josh Homme
2. John Reis
3. Howlin' Pelle Almqvist
4. Dick Valentine
5. John Mayer (when he's not making that scary live oh-face)
6. Ben Stiller
...I think that's it! Sorry, I'm picky.

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