Friday, December 21, 2007
A young hottie vacationing in Miami with her father is rescued from the threat of shuffleboard when an obese teenage boy arrives by boat and takes her on a drive through the slums, "where killers get hung." THIS is the true legacy of the Notorious B.I.G., and further evidence of a pop culture double standard my gut refuses to let me complain about. I like this number - which climaxes with a Nelly Furtado impersonation! - a little more than the one where girls make him feel suicidal (now THAT'S the obese teenager I know and recognize), but not as much as the one where he sings "D'Yer Maker" over "Red Red Wine."