Anthony Is Right

A spiritual update of '77 Lindsey Buckingham that sounds like a synthesis of NIN and N'Sync. Possibly my single of the year. Joel...

Someday soon, I hope to have a consistent internet signal again. When that happens, I hope to be updating this page a lot. But for now, here...

WHO'S GONNA RESET THE BONE??!! (Why the hell do I like Neon Bible , pt. 2) I'm not under the impression that "Ocean Of Noise...

Why the hell do I like Neon Bible , pt. 1 Are you ready for a few posts about why the Arcade Fire's Neon Bible is currently "my se...

I probably shouldn't mock a paper willing to pay me more than two dollars a word (I'll happily write again at that rate, guys), but...

Not to beat a dead horse, but Lois and Clark get it on in Superman II AFTER she discovers that Clark is Superman. In Superman Returns we...

Plot: Soon after having unprotected sex with his girlfriend, a man who suffers from severe multiple personality disorder disappears with no ...

People praising B Tarantino over A+ Rodriguez REALLY PISS ME OFF!!! Death Proof didn't even have the best road violence! Eric Rohmer is...

I'm visiting State College, and almost immediately upon arrival I was reminded how much I've missed radio. Current hits like Xtina...

Fred Durst's latest Myspace blog (3/16/07), saved for posterity in case he deletes this one like all the rest. :( tour i really want to ...

Mission Impossible III may feature the finest opening (re-enacted above, presumably in jest) of a Tom Cruise film ever, in which a tired, c...

I can't think of a band alive that wouldn't be improved by this footwork. MAYBE My Chemical Romance, but that's it.

Both versions of Black Christmas have Andrea Martin and a woman resembling Margot Kidder, but only one has holiday ringtones!

Tried to watch three of Jacques Tati's movies over the last week or so. Each one longer than the last, the cast pushed further away as h...

Reasons I Haven't Been Posty McPosts-a-lot. 1. Philadelphia Me doesn't need this like State College Me did. 2. State College me list...

Tony Sunshine Is Right Full disclosure: I am Tony Sunshine. My readership* is small enough that I'm not worried about public outcry if I...

The Twenty Albums From 2006 I Kept In Their Entirety ... fin . Lily Allen, Alright, Still In hindsight, it was only a matter of time before ...

Here's the second half of The Twenty Albums From 2006 I Kept In Their Entirety . Next week: the first. Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins...

Close, but no cigar! A-L of the The Twenty Albums From 2006 I Kept Eight Or More Songs From! Jon Auer, Songs From The Year Of Our Demise His...

It's time to celebrate the finest overlong CDs of last year! Here's M-Z of The Twenty Albums From 2006 I Kept Eight Or More Songs Fr...